Conversation in the car the other day
Zack: Mom, I forgot to tell you about the other night when you were at enrichment....Joe came downstairs and said "look at my shiny foot"....so I looked and he was wearing a condom on his foot!!
Joe: It wasn't for my foot, mom.....it's for dad's penis!
Me: shock...then LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Me: Who told him that?????
Zack: I did. You and dad are always honest with us so I told him the truth.
Me: Yes but we are honest with you after we have had the sex talk with you.
I can only hope and pray that Joe doesn't share this bit of info with anyone besides us. Joe knows so much more than my older kids did at this age.......*sigh*