Megan: (While sitting in the back of the van) EEEEWWWWWUUUUU!! You GLEAKED on meeeee!! (She then punched Josh,in the face)
Josh: OOOOOWWWWWW!!!! I didn't mean to!!! (He then punched Megan, not in the face).
Me: HEY!! I'm trying to drive here...stop hitting each other!
Josh: GEEZZ Megan, you gave me a fat lip!
Megan: Well, you gave me a fat boob!
Josh: You wish.....